Fellow Patriots! Imagine a place where one need not tarry over a meal as one would with the signing of the Constitution. Instead, you enter, eyes sharp as a musket’s aim, and behold sandwiches, salads, pastas, desserts, and snacks from every port of call, all ready to be snatched like victory from the British. You grab your sustenance, pay your shilling, and march out, all faster than the retreat from Yorktown! This, my comrades, is the ‘grab and go deli’ – a modern marvel where haste meets taste, ensuring no man or woman need fight hunger on the battlefield of daily life.

George Washington,
Deli Owner.