My fellow Americans, the selection at Washington Street Deli is truly a testament to the bountiful provisions one might find in the New World. We have an array of sandwiches, each as robust as the Continental Army, with meats stacked higher than the Allegheny Mountains. The cheeses? As diverse as the colonies themselves. One can partake in a pickle, crisp and loyal, much like our steadfast resolve at Valley Forge. And the bread, oh the bread, is baked to perfection, much like our Constitution - a foundation for all that rests upon it. But beware, for the portions are so grand, they might remind one of the British tax on tea - hefty, indeed! So come, gather at this modern-day tavern, and partake in this feast of democracy... or at least, a very fine lunch.